Did you know that Gustafer’s house has no outside power source?
How does he do it? Well, it’s simple, really…
Gustafer Yellowgold traveled to planet Earth in a vehicle called a Sunpod. The Sunpod was a comet-like machine made up of a crust of solar elements that included stones and rocks from foot of the Solarian mountain range, bonded together with ultra-ionized raisin pate’. The day that Gustafer splashed down into Leech Lake in Minnesota, his Sunpod was smashed to bits from the impact. Gustafer and his new pal, Forrest Applecrumbie the well-dressed Pterodactyl set to work to retrieve all the broken pieces. Once gathered, they were ground into a powdery sand before they were molded into the golden bricks that make up the walls of Gustafer’s current Minnesota woodland chalet. The bricks themselves now contain an as-of-yet undiminished charge of solar energy the likes of which has never been discovered by “regular” Earth people.
Each block contains enough energy to power a major metropolis and it’s surrounding suburbs for 523 years. And the power is totally “clean” since the source is actual rubble from the Sun itself!
Should we tell anybody?
who is that weasel/muskrat/raccoon/ thing from suger boat that seems to have a crush on Gustafer?
Her name is Wincey Flippin. She is a feasel. Her Dad is a ferret and Mom is a weasel. She’s been obsessed since “Wide Wild World” came out on yellow vinyl. (But she keeps that copy sealed in it’s shrink wrap for collectability).